GLORY TO OUR LEADERS, GLORY TO THE TOADS!

Toadsar, Head of Compliance

Our glorious leader and highest ranking Toad. Toadsar is the shining example of  obedience within our empire.  Through Toadsar's guiding hand, The Toads will achieve utopia.

Toadsar emerged from the depths of the Great Swamp, a toad of strategic brilliance and unwavering dedication. Born into a family of humble origins, Toadsar's early years were marked by an innate sense of order and discipline. His fascination with the intricacies of toad society led him to a path of unyielding compliance.

Determined to instill order within the toad community, Toadsar tirelessly studied the laws and regulations that governed society. He realized the flaws of the common world and was determined to build a better world for all those in it.

Toadsar honed his abilities, becoming the architect of Toad order and discipline. He founded this great nation and created the empire you see today. As Head of Compliance, he enforced the law with precision, ensuring that each Toad adhered to the principles that defined the regime.

Toadsar's dedication to compliance has led the Toad empire to great places. Toadsar is dedicated to striving for more.  Through his leadership, the Toads maintain a structured existence, with loyalty to the regime ingrained in every subject's heart. Toadsar's legacy is one of order, discipline, and an unwavering commitment to the principles that defines the Toads.

Taddius, Head of Economics

Taddius was of the poor of the flawed old world and has built wealth greater than any thought possible in The Pond.  As head of economics, Taddius has lead us to crush our foes through economic might.

Taddius was born into a impoverished family of Toads in the Great Swamp, but he always had grand ambitions. As a young Toad, he was fascinated by tales of the ruling class and dreamed of one day rising to power himself.

Despite the odds against him, Taddius was determined to make something of himself. He studied tirelessly, mastering the skills of economics and trading, and he soon caught the eye of Toadsar.

Impressed by his intelligence and cunning, Toadsar took Taddius under his wing and groomed him to one day take power leading the Toad economy. Taddius was grateful for the opportunity, but he never forgot his humble roots, and he remained fiercely loyal to the Toad community as a whole.

When Taddius finally ascended to the position of Head of Economics, he brought a unique perspective to the council. Unlike many of his peers, he understood the needs and desires of the common toads, and he worked tirelessly to capture the means of production.

Under Taddius's leadership, the Toad economy prospered, enjoying the greatest wealth growth in history. Factories roared, farms produced at an unprecedented rate, and the quality of life for the common Toad improved immensely. 

Due to this increadible list of accomplishments, the mighty Toads are in good hands under Taddius' economic leadership. The Toad empire has experienced riches never before seen, and that will only continue to grow as Taddius holds the reins.


Warton, Head of Warfare and Foreign Affairs

No Toad  represents strength quite like Warton. A decorated warrior and proven general, Warton is the head of warfare and foreign affairs for our mighty empire. Our foes cower in fear when Warton is present.

Warton was born into the upper echelon of Toad society, producing great warriors for generations. From an early age, he showed signs of leadership and power as he grew up amongst his peers.

Warton was a natural leader, with a fierce determination and a powerful charisma that drew other Toads to him like moths to a flame. Those who followed his word followed it with a fierce loyalty and experienced glory like no other.

As Warton rose through the ranks of the Toad army, he began to amass a vast network of allies and loyalists, using his natural charm and manipulative skills to win over even the most stubborn of opponents.

Warton's father was a legendary warrior in the Toad army. He met an untimely demise at the hands of the Toad's greatest adversary. Warton stepped up to avenge his father and lead a ruthless campaign to destroy those who took down his father. In a stunning display, Warton led a company of warriors deep into enemy territory and came out victorious with minimal casualties.

Toadsar heard the legend of Warton and knew immediately he must take a position of power in the newly established Toad empire. Warton quickly accepted the position of Head of Warfare and immediately set forward crafting the mightiest army the world has ever seen.

Under Warton's direction, the Toad army has never experienced defeat. Our enemies now tremble before the incredible might of the Toad army. 

Warton is not one to be trifled with, he has ensured the Toad empire will never falter through enemy invasions and outside pressures. Thanks to Warton's war council, the Toads are the ones making demands of those who dare stand in our way.

National Anthem

Oh, mighty Toads of the Pond,

Rulers of our land

With your slimy skin and warty heads,

You rule with an iron hand


From the murky depths of the swamp,

You emerged to claim your throne

With your croaking voices and piercing eyes,

You are the masters of our home


In the shadow of your power,

We kneel and do your bidding

For you are the lords of the Pond,

And we are but your subjects


We will march to the beat of your drum,

And follow your every command

For we are loyal to our Toad overlords,

In this totalitarian land


Oh, mighty toads of the Pond,

We pledge our allegiance to you

We will serve you faithfully,

Forever and ever, true


Through trials and tribulations,

We will remain by your side

For you are the rulers of our beloved Pond,

And we are but your humble guide.



Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the toads

Rulers of the Pond

I vow to serve and obey

In this totalitarian bond


From the depths of the swamp

You emerged as our leaders

With your slimy skin and warty heads

You command our allegiance forever


We pledge to follow your every decree

And uphold the laws of the land

For we are loyal subjects

In this toad-ruled land


We will work and we will fight

In service of the state

For the glory of the toads

We will not hesitate


So hear us now, oh mighty toads

As we pledge our loyalty

We will serve and honor you

In all that we do.



The Toads require very little of their followers, through strict adherence of the obedience checklist and unwavering loyalty, you too can experience utopia.